RT @SHAWNPEN1: NIGGA, SUBMIT YOUR TWEETS TO FORTUNE COOKIES

Me love that long time RT @vr6mole: Fortune cookie fail. http://twitpic.com/2mr69g

@RyLowedown What do you mean?! Can you send me a work out plan and diet plan PLEASE my little fortune cookie.

Here is a PayPay system I got into for $1.36 I made $47 on my very first day !! give it a try ! http://the-fortune.info

I uploaded a YouTube video -- Chinese Billionaire Signs Pledge To Donate Fortune http://youtu.be/fs3Xo_2ObG0?a

Tallying the grocery bill for this weekend's wedding reminds me of an old man who said "We'd be worth a fortune if we didn't have to eat!"

RT @simoncowart: Did Apple lift its ban on flash this morning? http://bit.ly/9yzmiO #web #tech #apple #iphone

RT @fortunemagazine: Silver shines in gold's shadow http://bit.ly/b3M9bM

@chrisphin Ooh, ooh, fame, fortune and glory! Time to get a verified twitter account to prevent all those copycat fake ricklecoats!

.@brian_swan posted Interview with Eli White, PHP Developer and Intern on the ASP.NET Team: I had the good fortune... http://bit.ly/cs9wl7

RT @tembisa: *GOAL* RT @kgomotsony: Isn't it funny? The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take (cont) http://tl.gd/5v5rmv

RT @okgosu: RT @delight412: 애플은 왜 어도비에 대한 제약을 풀어주었는가에대한 포춘기사, 반독점과 안드로이드와의 경쟁 그리고 개발자들의 요구가 맞물려 나온 결과인듯하다는 다소 두루뭉술한 분석 어도비의 반응기대되네요http://bit.ly/aP2FS9”

fortune cookie: "today is prob a huge improvement over yesterday" - let's hope that means the apt i'm looking at tonight has closets.

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